Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Desperate MrV

Am I wrong or is Marcia Cross from "Desperate Housewives" the most beautiful woman in the whole wide World? I never get to watch the show, but I saw this picture and thought she is so beautiful she's freakish. It's like in the spectrum of appearance she's push the envelope of attractiveness till it's merged with the other end, which is near my neighborhood. The dodgy end.

I'm just freakish looking. Not that I want to look like her, but I don't mind looking AT her. I used to fantasize as a kid in school, How could I get the hottest girl in school to pay attention to me?

At First the fantasies all seemed to involve kidnapping, but later I got realistic and believed that if I could get a hair sample I might be able to clone a sex slave version of her. Cloning just started being popular then and it seemed so possible to a 12 year old.

Then it occurred to me that even hot girls like to laugh, so I knew I could make her laugh, cause this one cheerleader laughed at me all the time. Usually it was her pointing and laughing at me. I was a class clown. Girls are way more mature than boys and some realize once the beauty fades, What will there be to do then, but laugh?

I was thinking of the girls I had crushes on earlier today and wondering what they were doing these days. I heated up some left overs wondering who they'd be eating with, did they have nice husbands, lots of kids, did they cook great meals...I took my plate of reheated Alice Springs Chicken from Outhouse Steakback and crawled into bed to watch the DVD, "Rod Serling: Submitted for Your Approval," it's a good documentary about the life of the creator of, "The Twilight Zone."It's kind of a sad story about creating art, selling out, losing your soul...

I fell asleep sad and woke up a few hours later when I rolled over and put my face into the plate of cold Garlic Roasted Mashed Potatoes that I couldn't finish and left sitting in the bed. I'm sure they are not all Winners, but I do wonder if those I grew up with have better lives than I have right now.
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