Pearls of Wisdoms and Mindless Rants


Everything hear is subject to change depending on life, mood, and alcoholic intake.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Things to do

Since it's the first month of the New Year, I was just going over a "To Do" list of things I want to accomplish before this year is over...

1) Travel to the moon and colonize it.

2) Win a huge Lottery

3) See Hillary Duff in the nude in person for several days alone

4) Learn to spell Schwartzineggar correctly

5) Change the oil in my Jeep

If I apply myself one of these will be done!

Sorry about the lack of and quality of post as of late....Been busy...Very busy I have discovered the joys of on demand television and acrobatic masturbation. Will be more frequent and in force in a few days.

Toddles

Posted by MrV :: 3:21 PM :: |
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

I am a GOD!!!!

Okay, I now know how to control weather! I am like a God!

If I plan on doing something that requires rain and it's already raining, the sun will come out!

If I plan on laying out in the sun, perhaps doing a little nude sun bathing... Rain!!!

Farmers? I'm available to end droughts, flooding, locusts and date your daughters.

I just spent more money in the last week than I've spent in some time.

I have just finished installing my new LCD teli and new entertainment center. I can now jack off to my favorite porn in high def and surround sound. Oh the simple satisfactions of life...

I know I can right all this off at the end of the year, just as soon as I get my Church started...

Even that won't be a problem. Are you ready to join and donate funds to my porn Church?

Posted by MrV :: 7:21 AM :: |
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