Monday, August 01, 2005

My Opinions and Believes

This is a repeat post I originally did back in October. In light of some new readers and a few emails from devoted fans and even more from some devoted hatters asking me why I am the way I am and what do I base my opinions on It thought I would print it again. Although I would venture to say that my views and opinions are a lot more common than some might think, I tend to base them on what I perceive as common sense and logical thinking. So hear goes....

I have some opinions that many would consider being highly liberal, and even MORE that may be considered conservative, or even reactionary. The philosophy I subscribe to, the political ideology I am most aligned to is Libertarian. But my brand of libertarianism isn't considered by most Libertarians to be true and correct. Well, screw them.

Rather than label myself one way or another let me give you a list of some of the things I believe in and let the chips fall where they may.

First off….. I didn't like the Bush tax cuts. Because they didn't go nearly far enough! I believe the money I earn belongs to me, not some government agency. I hate the IRS and don't believe in federal or state income tax on individuals.

I believe in the death penalty. Bush did that shit the right way down there Texas and did not wasit time with those fuckers. Despite what any liberal bed wetter says it IS a deterrent. Once you push that needle into the arm of some creep that killed some little kid or poor family, you can bet that person wont ever hurt anyone ever again! How's that for a deterrent? I also think that punishment should be used to deal with child molesters, and rapists.

I believe that hiring a person based on the color of their skin is a wrong thing, so if hiring someone based on the color of their skin is a bad thing, what exactly would you call affirmative action?

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in areas where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I think entitlement programs such as welfare are a scourge on society. I don't want my tax dollars used to pay for you to sit on your lazy butt and watch the Cartoon Network all damn day. Put down the crack pipe and get a job.

I think what you do behind closed doors, in the privacy of your own home is your business, so long as you're not hurting anyone, you sick freak.

If your a homosexual, that's perfectly fine with me. Live and let live is what I always say. AND if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

And speaking of sex, I know what sex is and enjoy it and don't really give a shit who else enjoys it, espicailly presidents. I am sure Bill was'nt the first to get a blow job in the oval office and probably won't be the last. More power to the guy and FYI Monica was not that bad looking.

I believe any self-righteous liberal OR conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I believe Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your stinking name on the building.

I believe marijuana should be legalized NOW. Like it or not IT'S HARMLESS. And besides if we taxed the stuff we would eliminate the need for the income taxes and abolish those pinheads at the IRS......in fact I think ALL drugs should be legal. Probation didn't work 70 years ago and it's not working now. And if you wanna kill yourself on heroin, meth or cocain that's your right, so go ahead, and decrease the surplus population.

I am sick of Political Correctness. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be African-Americans? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, grandfather was from Europe. HEY, I am proud to be from America and nowhere else!

I don't like the United Nations, or any left wing Anti-American nation, and I don't give a hoot in HELL what the rest of the world thinks of me.

I believe Afghanistan and Iraq were a good start. But let's not stop there. I think we should go into Iran and Syria next and kick some more Anti-American Muslim ASS.

I believe that if some suicide bomber Islamic terrorist attacks the United States, and kills innocent people, we should do just like the Colombian Mafia does. If you tick them off they don't just kill you, they kill your whole family. I kind of like the way the Israelis do it. When they ID the bombers they go to their house and bulldoze it.

I've got no problem with adult entertainment. Magazines, movies, strip clubs, whatever. I'm not offended by porno, and you'll get mine when you pry my cold dead fingers off my VCR, or whatever my cold dead fingers happen to be wrapped around at the time.

I don't believe the Rebel flag or a picture of an Indain used as a mascot is a symbol of racism, and if you find it offensive I'll remind you that there's nothing in the constitution guaranteeing you the right not to be offended. So I suggest you GET OVER IT.

I like wearing leather, and I think animal experimentation saves human lives, and most of all, I like to eat the succulent, flame kissed flesh of dead animals. You see if God had intended us to be vegetarians, he wouldn't have made meat taste so good. Yummy...........And by the way, I hate PETA. Wanna really help animals? Join the ASPCA.

I believe owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. But I despise the NRA and think they went way overboard with their fiasco after the Columbine shootings! .....oh yeah, and as much as I despise bumper-sticker philosophy, it's true.. "If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns." Period, Paragraph, End of story.

I smoke cigarettes, and if you don't like that, find another seat at the bar!

I believe being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to a one damn thing!......and the same goes for being a woman by the way.

I believe in free speach but there is nothing in the constitution that garantees you have the right to be heard or even the right for me to listen.

Reality T.V. sucks ass and is more proff that the average population is fucking stupied.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, or renting me a video cassette try to do it in ENGLISH, OK!

I hate liberal, non logic thinking, gutless mamby pamby, chicken boned, babyfide trumpet monkeys.

I also hate sanctimonious, self serving, conservatives pushing their idea of family values down my throat. I have my own set of family values thank you very much.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July, and any other day of the year.

While I am personally opposed to the idea of abortion, I do believe in a woman's right to choose, it's her body, and it should be between her and God. It's none of mine or YOUR business. BUT because I believe in equal protection under the law I also believe in a mans right to choose. If he doesn't want the kid he shouldn't be forced to pay child support. If a woman can choose why can't a man? Humm? If she chooses to MURDER her baby than fine, but don't force a man to pay child support for a child he would choose to let LIVE but doesn't want to father. Hey! What's good for the goose...Oh yeah, speaking of which 80% of men ordered to pay child support pay it, while only 20% of women ordered to pay child support do. Now you tell me, who's the DEADBEAT again?

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God whenever and wherever they want to.

I've never owned a slave, nor was I ever a slave and guess what, NEITHER WERE YOU!! So, SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP already, you're not getting one thin dime out of this dude.

While I'm thinking about it can anyone tell me which church is it exactly where the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson practice, where they get their money, and why are they always part of the problem and never the solution?

I believe that the military should be patrolling our borders. And I think, that if you sneak across the border from Mexico you're not an "undocumented worker" you're an ILLEGAL ALIEN! If you want to become an American do it the way my great, great, great, Grandfather did, or get out of the country and go the heck back where you came from.

I believe in law and order, I respect the police. They have one of the tuffest jobs on earth. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are......and if you punch him or otherwise assault him he's got every right to slam your fat head into the trunk of his squad car …….. more than once!

I believe if you are too old or too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I hate those chowderheads standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. I view these people as targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it only takes two parents.

My heroes are as follows.... John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, everyone on the declaration of Indepence, JFK becasue he banged Marlyin Monroe, Ron Jeramy becasue he banged lots of hot gals, Jenna Jamison and Christy Cannon for helping me through puberty, John Lennon, Hugh Heffner, Martin Luther King Jr., Howard Stern, Sonny Barger (The Hells Angles), Neil Young, Frank Zappa, Nirvana, Bill Manders, my Mom, the spice channal, and whoever canceled Rosie O'Donnel.

Like it or not I'm proud to be an American. And by God I'll fight for her! This is the greatest nation on earth and Americans are the finest people alive. There's too many dead bodies on too many battlefields all over the world through our history to allow the continued erosion of our personal liberties in this country.

There you have it. Just a few of the things I believe in. Maybe you think I'm a huge jerk because of what I've said but I could care less. Maybe you feel the same way. Maybe, just maybe we've found some common ground.
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