Pearls of Wisdoms and Mindless Rants


Everything hear is subject to change depending on life, mood, and alcoholic intake.

Monday, August 29, 2005

A Smorgasbord

Working night shifts can really fuck up ones body clock even on your off days.... What I would not give for a good night sleep.

Ok I am sick of religious nut bags I really don't give a shit what religion your a part of....As far as I am concerned these people are some sick bastards. Just goes to that all religions have been hijacked by fucked up nut jobs.

Looks like a bit of dissent on the North West mechanics strike. Good because they are acting like a bunch of cry baby's. Personally I hope the unions gets busted and the replacement workers are made permanent, which may not be all that far off. Looks like strike rumbling over at Boeing as well,...looks like the unions won't be happy to they have completely destroyed the airline industry.

Kartrina has given another reason for oil company's to fuck us up the ass. The hurricane has no more than made land fall and oil futures shot up to over 70 dollars a barrel. Does anybody wonder why when "oil futures" go up the current price at the pump jumps up a dime. I am curious as to how the "Current" price at the pump has become directly tied to the future market.

I don't lie in bed at night thinking that Halibuton is somehow responsible for the current energy plight but I can't help but think that oil company's are really giving as the shaft. I mean seriously these fucks are reaping in record profits.

I was going to ramble a bit more on Cindy Sheehan but Carl over at the Gun Toting Liberal has said it best. While I personally have lost all respect for her, I think Carl is right she is having a complete mental melt down and the media (both left and right) are there lapping it up like the dogs they are. She is an idiot and I hate to say it but Bush is an idiot as well for not dealing with her in the beginning and allowing her circus to grow as it has.

Why doe the reverend Jackson have any credibility left at all. Can somebody tell just what the fuck he is doing down in Venezuela. Perhaps we could get lucky and have him "taken out as well"

What does it say about us as a nation when Hillary Duff has the number one album

Is it really necessary when running a help wanted ad to list the following requirements
-Willingness to show up on time-Clean personal appearance-No felony criminal record-honesty-Lazy people need not apply (this was in a real help wanted ad) Shouldn't that just be a given are we really this stupid????

Posted by MrV :: 2:26 AM :: |
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

A few thoughts on the NWA strike

I wonder if the Mechanics at North West Airlines realized they slit their own wrist about 5 minutes after they walked off the job on Sunday or not. Perhaps the most telling part of this whole BULL SHIT strike is the fact that AMFA is out on the picket line alone. Usually during these types of strikes their is usually other striking personal in a sign of "union" solidarity. But not this time.... The reluctance of other unions to join AMFA is a sign that union members here are already fearful about replacement workers and outsourcing.

While I do fell that asking the mechanics to take a pay cut but not asking the management to take one as well is a bit bull shit and one sided; I do see the obvious that cuts need to be made in order for the airline to survive. Link In addition to pay someone 40,000 or more or year for custodial duties or fleet services (fancy airline lingo) is a complete waist and a lot of dead weight.

As for the myth about replacements mechanics not being as qualified....That is Bull shit with a capitol B. All mechanics have the same license that had to be obtained through a FAA approved learning institute and has to be properly maintained. I would have not fear in flying a aircraft maintained by replacement workers or "scabs"

As for my humble opinion on the strike as a whole.... it is six-one-half dozen-another. While I think the airline industry as a whole would fair much better with the collapse of one of the big majors (and complete and permanent grounding of their fleet) I do not want to see anybody out of a job. I think both sides need to swallow their pride and come back to the table and work this shit out.

Fun facts about unions and airlines....

Union contract negotiations average 15 months and rarely are completed before the present contract expires?

Since 1994, the average length of nine airline union contract negotiations was three years.

When the Comair pilot strike of 2001 ended, 400 pilot jobs were eliminated upon their return to work?

During their 89 day strike, Comair pilots did not get paid forfeiting $8.4 million in wages?

That since 1990, airlines have sought federal intervention nine times to stop workers from illegal work slowdowns, sick-outs, partial strikes, and other actions designed to influence contract negotiations?

The Railway Labor Act (RLA) of 1926 was intended to prevent strike-imposed disruptions of commerce. Since 1946, there have been 161 airline strikes - 38 in the last 25 years.

Scope clauses keep major carriers from taking advantage of a small fraction of the potential benefits of RJs.

A union can only guarantee two things: its right to strike and make its members pay dues and assessments.

Air Wisconsin pilots received a 7% wage decrease for CRJ200 flying and a 9% reduction in BA 146 flying. Flight attendants took cuts of 1.8 - 6%.

Because of the Comair strike, they liquidated 37 of their aircraft including their entire Brasilia fleet.

Contracts between airlines and their labor groups do not expire; they remain in force, but become "amendable." Negotiations do not have to begin until the contract does become amendable.

United pilots took reductions of 30% and flight attendants took 9%. Mechanics, fleet services, and passenger services all took wage reductions of 13%.

Northwest's mechanics and flight attendants contract took 56 months (four years and ten months) to negotiate. It took effect in April 2001 and is not amenable until 2005.

When the RLA was written in 1926, commercial airlines did not exist. It was not applied to the airline industry until 1936.

2,400 non-union workers were laid off from Comair during the pilot strike.

Once a union is voted in it's very hard to remove it. The RLA provides no official way to decertify a union
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Posted by MrV :: 5:07 PM :: |
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Fuck Me With a Chainsaw

So I pull up to the gas station today as my 2001 Jeep Wrangler (six cylinder) with a 15 gallon gas tank, is a bit thirsty. Well more than a bit thirsty. The low on gas dash light had been on the last 20 miles.

Today at my local stop and rob gas station, gas was at a meager $2.83 a gallon. Hell I am made of money $2.83 a gallon is chump change to me. Oh by the way I have some ocean front property in Arizona for sale as well.

As I pump the gas into my truck, I am standing there looking at the dollar amount grow and grow, and grow. The final grand total, was $59.24, FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW! Stuffed 15 full gallons in that bastard.

Now I can usually get by on a tank and a half of gas a week. ( I have quite a comute to work)Now for you liberals, who have trouble with math, that is $59.24 dollars, plus that sum divided by two, for a grand total of $88.86 dollars for a weeks worth of gas. At these prices, times 4.33 the average number of weeks in a month for a total monthly gas bill of $384.76 dollars. Or to make matters even worse at today's prices, or until Akmad raises the prices overnight, that would be $4,617.16 a year in gas. Oh, for you liberals that is the $384.76 dollars a month, times 12 for the number months.

Ok, so we start tomorrow on an alternative fuel for today's cars. It will take 10+ years to get a car that gets good economic mileage and is practical in everyday use. However, there is one objection I have. I don't want to drive around in some small itty bitty car that I have to be shoe horned into to, or die in, when I get hit by some kid on a skateboard.

I look at the little Toyota Prius and I think to myself, how in the world would I ever get all my shit into the little car? I mean, I used to have an RC (Radio Controlled) truck that was bigger than today’s hybrid cars.

So while I am all for finding cheaper alternatives for fuel, there is no way in hell I am going to sacrifice my personal safety and drive some soda can on wheels for better gas mileage. Not only that, but it isn't practical to drive some under powered little car that I can't even do my daily activities with. Can those little cars tow a trailer, ummm, probably not. Can they carry shop equipment, ummm, probably not. Can they get run over by a kid leaving school on his bicycle, ummm, probably so.

On the flip side, when I paid my gas bill today, I know that in some foreign middle eastern country somewhere, there is a poor Sheik that is struggling to make ends meet. He is probably debating whether or not to install a solid 24 karat gold toilet seat or just get the diamond, emerald and sapphire toilet seat, with the automatic ass warmer for those cold mornings.

Now where do I sign for that loan at?

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

Bla Bla fucking Bla

So yesterday was my birthday, no big deal just another day. It's funny how time changes your perspective on certain dates and times. Take my kid for example; screw Christmas, Easter, and all that shit, her favorite day of the year is her birthday....Or her birthday party to be more correct.

This kid will start planning her next birthday party about five minutes after the present one is done. It friggen amazes me she will plan every friggen detail and talk about that day all friggen year. I guess I was that way when I was a kid, I just don't remember it. My daughters child like innocence is perhaps one of the greatest enjoyment of my adult life.

As for my birthday...Big fucking deal. The wife went out of town for some big shine dig over on the coast and married life as caused me to drift away from most of my single friends. Other than a bottle of Makers Mark and a few cards from some well wishers my birthday haul was a little bland. I spent my birthday mowing the yard at my in-laws (who still happen to be out of town) and that night drinking at the local bar. It's funny how everybody thinks they are a kareokee super star after a few drinks. All in all it was a dull night. Although I did get a little pre birthday hurrah while we where in new York which will defiantly go down in the book of memories.

Other than rambling I guess I just find it interesting how over ones life the birthday can morph from one of the most important days of the yea to Just another day.... then again maybe it's jsut me.

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

"Greatest Hits" and "Best of" that never was

Do you guys remember when once upon a time a "Greatest Hits" or perhaps the "Best Of" collection actually meant something. There once was a day when it was a collection of top-rated hits, culturally significant songs, an end, or a monumental milestone of an artist truly stellar career.

But in today's time with the corporate fervor to shove the latest musical bullshit down our throat with everything form paltry teen queens, metro sexual boy band dance troops, the lates Americain Idol winner, one hit wonders, to obvious no talent never was, and the apparent of "best of" titles from these acts with only few years in the business . Not to mention these performers with even fewer hits, so I guess the question is just how great the "Greatest Hits" collection really is these days.

Last fall, Britney Spears released "Greatest Hits: My Prerogative," a retrospective of her chart-topping, multiplatinum recording career. All friggen brilliant six years of it. (sarcasm)The Backstreet Boys put out "The Hits: Chapter One" in 2001 ; just four years after releasing their (first) album. What the fuck...

Just what the hell do you put on a god dam "Greatest Hits" album if you have only been in the industry a few years. Instead of genuinely working a new piece of work to assure that an artist won't fall into the dreaded sophomore slump now a days you can just re-package the same original crap in a shiny new cover and the lap dogs will suck that shit right up. And corporate media as the nerve to question while illegal downloads where and still are so popular.... Perhaps because they haven not given the fan anything original in perhaps ten years.

Well at least Spears and the Boys had a steady collection of hits ; better yet you can say they have more than just one. Among the more obviously questionable greatest-hits collections that have popped up in recent years: "Toy Soldiers: The Best of Martika" .... Who? (she had that "one" hit from the 1980s); "The Best of Mandy Moore," ... And even bigger who? apparently she is an entertainer who has had a bit more success as an actress than she ever did as a singer (just a very little bit); and "The Best of O.D.B.," from the late rapper who will best be remembered for his wild behavior and legal troubles than his chart-topping hits (or lack there of). Lets not forget teen queen Hilary Duff has sold millions of albums, she's only released "two" discs; the first one in 2003, and neither spawned a top 10 hit. Her "best of" collection, "Most Wanted," hit record stores Tuesday.

This is just another sad example of what corporate music has become; a bunch of douche bags who continually shove as crap then question why we as fans would rather "steal it" instead of fork over our money for it. Or is it an example of just how stupid we as fan base have become in our effort to immortalize a bunch of no talent sell outs? It's all about the money..... Show me the money!!!!!!!

Hell Martika would not even be name recognizable if the no talent un-original Eminem had not stole .... hum I mean sampled, yea right "snicker" (there is a topic for another time) her track "Like Toy Soldiers". Which brings us back to Martika's "Best Of ..." Collection, she should be performing fellatio on Eminem right at this very moment.... Hell even Surger Ray has a best of collection, that would almost be sad if it was not so fucking funny.

Apparently "A Greatest Hits" collection doesn't necessarily always have to be 16 No. 1 songs, well at least not anymore. Which is wonderful news for the PM Dawns, Lisa Stansfields and Color Me Badds of the world, who all have greatest-hits albums. "Best of Sugar ray"

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Cindy Sheehan a grieving mother or a lying media whore?

I am sorry for your lose Cindy Sheehan but you are nothing more than a liar who has sold your sole to the left and made a mockery of your sons death. Thankfully your fifteen minutes are just about up

President Bush "killed an indispensable part of our family and humanity."

Excuse me? What was that you said...

I was not aware that we lived I a country that forced people to join the military and fight until they died for causes they may or may not believe in....Oh yea wait a second WE DON'T

your son joined the military of his own free will and he was a mechanic. Just how was he "indispensable to humanity"?

She has vowed to continue her protest, until she can personally ask Bush: "Why did you kill my son?"

In a interview with Wolf Blitzer she claimed Bush "acted like it was party" when she and her family met with the President last year.

SHEEHAN: "It was -- you know, there was a lot of things said. We wanted to use the time for him to know that he killed an indispensable part of our family and humanity. And we wanted him to look at the pictures of Casey."

He wouldn't look at the pictures of Casey. He didn't even know Casey's name. He came in the room and the very first thing he said is, 'So who are we honoring here?' He didn't even know Casey's name. He didn't want to hear it. He didn't want to hear anything about Casey. He wouldn't even call him 'him' or 'he.' He called him 'your loved one.'

Every time we tried to talk about Casey and how much we missed him, he would change the subject. And he acted like it was a party.

BLITZER: Like a party? I mean...

SHEEHAN: Yes, he came in very jovial, and like we should be happy that he, our son, died for his misguided policies. He didn't even pretend like somebody...

Rewind the tape to just a little over a year ago and we will hear a completely different tale from the same grieving mother

Vacaville, California's The Reporter newspaper printed an Cindy Sheehan's own account of the meeting with President Bush at Fort Lewis, Washington in a much different light.

"I now know he's sincere about wanting freedom for the Iraqis," Cindy said after their meeting. "I know he's sorry and feels some pain for our loss. And I know he's a man of faith."

The meeting didn't last long, but in their time with Bush, Cindy spoke about Casey and asked the president to make her son's sacrifice count for something. They also spoke of their faith. The trip had one benefit that none of the Sheehans expected. For a moment, life returned to the way it was before Casey died. They laughed, joked and bickered playfully as they briefly toured Seattle. For the first time in 11 weeks, they felt whole again.

"that was the gift the president gave us, the gift of happiness, of being together," Cindy said.

Just out of curiosity...Which one of Sheehan's OWN accounts is true?

It is plainly obvious that the Michael Moore, anti war, nutty left fringe is out their trolling the waters of grieve and despair for a few faces they can exploit and market for their own self serving FUCK BUSH cause. It is also obvious that this Sheehan women has feel for their bull shit hook line and sinker.

Now Sheehan is using her sons death to get her 15 minutes of fame and to drive her politics. In which her OWN conflicting stories bring serious doubts to her credibility. Despite the self serving antics and cheap exploitation of this mans death by his very own mother...He is a hero and he died for a noble and just cause.

While this mans death is truly sad it is perhaps sadder that his mother would exploit his death for a breif 15 minutes of fame. But perhaps the saddest part is that the left will pounce on this like a pack of hogs on a fresh buckett of slops. It does not matter to them what she said last year...it only matter what she says now. Once again proofing why the left has no crediblity.

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Sunday, August 14, 2005

Greatest Rock Band ever...My ass

There was a time when they were Rock Star Icons. There was a time when they were at the top of the music charts and rulers of their kingdom.

That was however over 30 years ago, and well quite frankly, it is time for the Rolling Stones to pack it in, call it a career, and run, not walk off into the old, has been washed up, junk pile, where old rock bands go to die. The self proclaimed "greatest Rock Band that ever" My ass.

In typical liberal fashion, where if you don't win, you cry, whine, weep, snivel, and try to smear your opponents credibility. The Rolling Kidney Stones, are set to release a new President George W. Bush-bashing tune: "Sweet Neo Con."

"You call yourself a Christian, I call you a hypocrite/ You call yourself a patriot. Well, I think your are full of shit! How come you're so wrong, my sweet neo-con?"

"It is direct," Mick Jagger says with a laugh to fresh editions of NEWSWEEK. The song also makes fun of Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. Link hear

Well there you have it folks! More proof that the left side of the political spectrum has come completely unhinged. As far as I am concerned the Rolling Kidney Stones, farewell tour should have occurred 30 years ago. But there are undoubtedly people that still want to relive their drug induced years one more time, with the tour. Hell what am I saying? They are probably still living in that drug induced state as I speak.

"It is not really aimed at anyone," Jagger said on the entertainment-news shows Wednesday edition. "It's not aimed, personally aimed, at President Bush..."

So not only is he a has been washed up rock star he is also a hypocritical piece of shit. Go ahead and pander to the left if you must but don't turn around and try to save face by telling us this song is not aimed at the heart of the Bush Administration.

It is utterly amazing that we now have some old decrepit, has been washed up band, now entering the fray of the political arena. It is quite shameful in many ways, because there "Were" some songs that I actually enjoyed from the Rolling Kidney Stones. However, they have now been tossed onto the scrap heap of life, to rust and wither away into oblivion and are now considered to be irrelevant. Too bad, so sad.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Vacation

One last hurah before my little monster of a child starts school on monday.

Yes MrV and family are chilling on the east coast. I have just come in from sunbathing nude out by the pool.

First class all the way, who would have thought they let hairy guys like myslef in that section. The only draw back was I had to put on some pants.

See you in a few days.

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Monday, August 08, 2005

Shit on a stick I am tired

Fuck me with a chainsaw......I am tired. Not a day less than 15 hours in the last six days. I am definitely doing my part to lower the national debt, uncle Sam will rape me hard out of a good chunk of all this overtime.

Anyway a plane fucked up in Denver the other day and yours truly got to spend two days up there helping to fix it. And the travel season shows o sign of slowing down because we are pushing through 3-4 extra planes a night.

I managed to finagle a few days off so I am going to take the family for one last hurrah!!! Of the summer. The little demon girl heads off to school on the 15th (thank fuck I can finally get some sleep) and the busy work and overtime does not look like it will let up until the end of the month. Even then it is only the lull before the storm (the storm being holiday travel).

So my blogging will be a bit hit and miss for a couple more weeks.

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Saturday, August 06, 2005

What if the terrorist win?

The other night I had a horrible dream. In my dream the filthy Muslim savage terrorist animals actually won (thank to the help of the democrats) and below are images of Americana life that where in my dream only slightly different given our new oppressor.....



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No Not PlayBoy!!!!! Oh the humanity!!!

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Friday, August 05, 2005

You are what you are

Ok, it has become pretty obvious that little grandma's with walkers, little kids withTickle Me Elmo stuffed toys, and church nuns are not terrorists. It is obvious that Arab Muslims, that have a tremendous hostility directed towards America and western civilization, and believe that suicide bombings are perfectly alright to further their agenda, probably sympathize with terrorist, or are terrorists themselves.

So, when 2 NY officials came out the other day and said that they back a terror check that Profiles potential terrorist, I jumped on board with their statements and agreed 150% it is time to target those that are targeting us. State Assemblyman Dov Hikind said police should be focusing on those who fit the "terrorist profile." "They all look a certain way," said Hikind, a Democrat from Brooklyn. "It's all very nice to be politically correct here, but we're talking about terrorism." At least there is one democrat who appears to grasp the idea that we are at war with an ideology and segment of the population that wants to kill me, you, your children and spit on our still warm corpses.

That same day, City Councilman James Oddo, a Republican from Staten Island, said that his emotions relating to the Sept. 11, 2001, World Trade Center attack by Middle Eastern men in hijacked airplanes caused him to publicly declare his support for Hikind's statements. "The reality is that there is a group of people who want to kill us and destroy our way of life," he said. "Young Arab fundamentalists are the individuals undertaking these acts of terror, and we should keep those facts prominently in our minds and eyes as we attempt to secure our populace." Oddo commended Hikind for "rushing headlong against the strong undertow of political correctness."

Now ladies and gentlemen, this is a prime example of two people from two different political affiliations, which have one goal in mind. Get those that wish to kill us, first! But I also feel that enough hasn't been said and I will say it in plain English so nobody has to do the dirty work for you.

I personally think that Islam is an evil religion. If Muslims really are a religion of peace, then it is time for them to put pressure on the radical extremists that are the face of that religion. If they don't want to be profiled, or accused of killing innocent men, women and children, then they need to rise up and put a stop of those that are doing that very thing. I mean how many more times, will the British have to pick through the rubble in London, from the actions of radical, extremists Islamic Muslims, like we did in New York City, like we did in Washington DC, like the Australians did in Bali, like the Spanish did in Madrid, like many Iraqis civilians do every day. Oh and just in case you forgot, each and every time, the attackers were the same crazy nut jobs who proudly announce their attacks are done in the name of Islam and the in the name of Allah.

So I ask you, where the heck are the Muslims protesting the bombings and trying to put a stop to this mindless, cowardly bullshit? I mean sure, you have Arab heads of state issuing a public statements, "Oh we condemn the attacks," but that's a pretty feeble response when compared to the anti-US protests. Why aren't Muslims burning effigies of Bin Laden or Zarqawi? Why aren't they marching in protest and pointing into news cameras screaming, "No, no, these people do NOT act on our behalf! This isn’t what Islam is about, we're good people! We say live and let live!" Why aren't all these crazy one eyed clerics preaching these people need to be brought to justice instead of spreading more anti-west hated? Why aren't the heads of Muslim schools and mosques doing more to rally public support AGAINST these kinds of attacks?

Well I for one, say we profile Muslims, and Arabic nationals, until the Muslim population gets it’s act together and puts pressure on the rest of their nut cases to quit blowing up everybody to hell and back, simply because we are Americans, or members of the modern western civilization.

I am sorry, but if it walks like a terrorists, looks like a terrorist, talks like a terrorists, and shouts anti-American or western hatred then they will in fact be Muslims and radical Islamic fascist. If they don't like it, they need to do something about fucking stopping the actions that has gotten them our attention!

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Monday, August 01, 2005

My Opinions and Believes

This is a repeat post I originally did back in October. In light of some new readers and a few emails from devoted fans and even more from some devoted hatters asking me why I am the way I am and what do I base my opinions on It thought I would print it again. Although I would venture to say that my views and opinions are a lot more common than some might think, I tend to base them on what I perceive as common sense and logical thinking. So hear goes....

I have some opinions that many would consider being highly liberal, and even MORE that may be considered conservative, or even reactionary. The philosophy I subscribe to, the political ideology I am most aligned to is Libertarian. But my brand of libertarianism isn't considered by most Libertarians to be true and correct. Well, screw them.

Rather than label myself one way or another let me give you a list of some of the things I believe in and let the chips fall where they may.

First off….. I didn't like the Bush tax cuts. Because they didn't go nearly far enough! I believe the money I earn belongs to me, not some government agency. I hate the IRS and don't believe in federal or state income tax on individuals.

I believe in the death penalty. Bush did that shit the right way down there Texas and did not wasit time with those fuckers. Despite what any liberal bed wetter says it IS a deterrent. Once you push that needle into the arm of some creep that killed some little kid or poor family, you can bet that person wont ever hurt anyone ever again! How's that for a deterrent? I also think that punishment should be used to deal with child molesters, and rapists.

I believe that hiring a person based on the color of their skin is a wrong thing, so if hiring someone based on the color of their skin is a bad thing, what exactly would you call affirmative action?

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in areas where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I think entitlement programs such as welfare are a scourge on society. I don't want my tax dollars used to pay for you to sit on your lazy butt and watch the Cartoon Network all damn day. Put down the crack pipe and get a job.

I think what you do behind closed doors, in the privacy of your own home is your business, so long as you're not hurting anyone, you sick freak.

If your a homosexual, that's perfectly fine with me. Live and let live is what I always say. AND if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

And speaking of sex, I know what sex is and enjoy it and don't really give a shit who else enjoys it, espicailly presidents. I am sure Bill was'nt the first to get a blow job in the oval office and probably won't be the last. More power to the guy and FYI Monica was not that bad looking.

I believe any self-righteous liberal OR conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I believe Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your stinking name on the building.

I believe marijuana should be legalized NOW. Like it or not IT'S HARMLESS. And besides if we taxed the stuff we would eliminate the need for the income taxes and abolish those pinheads at the IRS......in fact I think ALL drugs should be legal. Probation didn't work 70 years ago and it's not working now. And if you wanna kill yourself on heroin, meth or cocain that's your right, so go ahead, and decrease the surplus population.

I am sick of Political Correctness. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be African-Americans? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, grandfather was from Europe. HEY, I am proud to be from America and nowhere else!

I don't like the United Nations, or any left wing Anti-American nation, and I don't give a hoot in HELL what the rest of the world thinks of me.

I believe Afghanistan and Iraq were a good start. But let's not stop there. I think we should go into Iran and Syria next and kick some more Anti-American Muslim ASS.

I believe that if some suicide bomber Islamic terrorist attacks the United States, and kills innocent people, we should do just like the Colombian Mafia does. If you tick them off they don't just kill you, they kill your whole family. I kind of like the way the Israelis do it. When they ID the bombers they go to their house and bulldoze it.

I've got no problem with adult entertainment. Magazines, movies, strip clubs, whatever. I'm not offended by porno, and you'll get mine when you pry my cold dead fingers off my VCR, or whatever my cold dead fingers happen to be wrapped around at the time.

I don't believe the Rebel flag or a picture of an Indain used as a mascot is a symbol of racism, and if you find it offensive I'll remind you that there's nothing in the constitution guaranteeing you the right not to be offended. So I suggest you GET OVER IT.

I like wearing leather, and I think animal experimentation saves human lives, and most of all, I like to eat the succulent, flame kissed flesh of dead animals. You see if God had intended us to be vegetarians, he wouldn't have made meat taste so good. Yummy...........And by the way, I hate PETA. Wanna really help animals? Join the ASPCA.

I believe owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. But I despise the NRA and think they went way overboard with their fiasco after the Columbine shootings! .....oh yeah, and as much as I despise bumper-sticker philosophy, it's true.. "If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns." Period, Paragraph, End of story.

I smoke cigarettes, and if you don't like that, find another seat at the bar!

I believe being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to a one damn thing!......and the same goes for being a woman by the way.

I believe in free speach but there is nothing in the constitution that garantees you have the right to be heard or even the right for me to listen.

Reality T.V. sucks ass and is more proff that the average population is fucking stupied.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, or renting me a video cassette try to do it in ENGLISH, OK!

I hate liberal, non logic thinking, gutless mamby pamby, chicken boned, babyfide trumpet monkeys.

I also hate sanctimonious, self serving, conservatives pushing their idea of family values down my throat. I have my own set of family values thank you very much.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July, and any other day of the year.

While I am personally opposed to the idea of abortion, I do believe in a woman's right to choose, it's her body, and it should be between her and God. It's none of mine or YOUR business. BUT because I believe in equal protection under the law I also believe in a mans right to choose. If he doesn't want the kid he shouldn't be forced to pay child support. If a woman can choose why can't a man? Humm? If she chooses to MURDER her baby than fine, but don't force a man to pay child support for a child he would choose to let LIVE but doesn't want to father. Hey! What's good for the goose...Oh yeah, speaking of which 80% of men ordered to pay child support pay it, while only 20% of women ordered to pay child support do. Now you tell me, who's the DEADBEAT again?

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God whenever and wherever they want to.

I've never owned a slave, nor was I ever a slave and guess what, NEITHER WERE YOU!! So, SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP already, you're not getting one thin dime out of this dude.

While I'm thinking about it can anyone tell me which church is it exactly where the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson practice, where they get their money, and why are they always part of the problem and never the solution?

I believe that the military should be patrolling our borders. And I think, that if you sneak across the border from Mexico you're not an "undocumented worker" you're an ILLEGAL ALIEN! If you want to become an American do it the way my great, great, great, Grandfather did, or get out of the country and go the heck back where you came from.

I believe in law and order, I respect the police. They have one of the tuffest jobs on earth. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are......and if you punch him or otherwise assault him he's got every right to slam your fat head into the trunk of his squad car …….. more than once!

I believe if you are too old or too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I hate those chowderheads standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. I view these people as targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it only takes two parents.

My heroes are as follows.... John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, everyone on the declaration of Indepence, JFK becasue he banged Marlyin Monroe, Ron Jeramy becasue he banged lots of hot gals, Jenna Jamison and Christy Cannon for helping me through puberty, John Lennon, Hugh Heffner, Martin Luther King Jr., Howard Stern, Sonny Barger (The Hells Angles), Neil Young, Frank Zappa, Nirvana, Bill Manders, my Mom, the spice channal, and whoever canceled Rosie O'Donnel.

Like it or not I'm proud to be an American. And by God I'll fight for her! This is the greatest nation on earth and Americans are the finest people alive. There's too many dead bodies on too many battlefields all over the world through our history to allow the continued erosion of our personal liberties in this country.

There you have it. Just a few of the things I believe in. Maybe you think I'm a huge jerk because of what I've said but I could care less. Maybe you feel the same way. Maybe, just maybe we've found some common ground.

Posted by MrV :: 4:27 PM :: |
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