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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Ricky Martin...Spokesman for the middle east?

Guess what? The Arabs have a new spokes person. Who might that be you say...Well it is no other than Ricky Martin.....Yea you read it right. You all remember the Latin love god who swooned us with the likes of 'Liven La Vida Loca' and whom latter went on to become the inspiration for William Hung.

...."On his first visit to the Middle East, Ricky Martin declared he will try to change negative perceptions of Arab youth in the West. "I promise I will become a spokesperson, if you allow me to, a spokesperson on your behalf. I will defend you and try to get rid of any stereotypes," "...it appears as if a bunch of middle easterner teens (or future suicide bombers) are a little concerned about being labeled terrorist by western society....Gee I fucking wonder why???

So now they can all rest easy knowing that the former member of Menudo will be their new spokesman.

""I have been a victim of stereotypes. I come from Latin America and to some countries, we are considered 'losers,'drug traffickers, and that is not fair because that is generalizing," said Martin, who was born in Puerto Rico.".... he then went on to snort a rail of cocaine in a failed attempt to disprove this awful generalization.

...""My role is entirely humanitarian, and I will continue to promote the elimination of stereotyping anyone - be they from Latin America, the Middle East, or anywhere across the globe," he said in the statement."... After saying this the eager teenage future terrorist attempted to blow themselves up in jubilation.

What is with all these two bit celebrities who think we honestly care what they have to say....Just shut the hell up and sing Mr. Livada Loca. When did it become ok for singers and actors to become unelected politicians. The problem is there are enough pathitic looser out there who will lap this crap up just like they did the live 8 bull shit form a few weeks ago. Next thing you know Bono, Modana, and Sting will be over there with the fucking answers for everything from world peace to male pattern baldness.

I am not sure what is worse the celebrities fucktards spouting this shit are the fucking retards believing it.

But hey we can all rest easy because Ricky Martin is going to change the negative perception of middle easterners. His first attempt to do so is to give out free Cd's to every middle east teenager who brings in 1pound of TNT or more.

Posted by MrV :: 7:26 AM :: |
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