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Name::MrV
From::Tulare, Central California, United States
I fix things. Given my job, it is ironic that I get air sick. I have a strange perveresion for Frank Zappa music. I love my family. I love my motorcycle. I don't trust twinkies and fart sounds still make me laugh.
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Monday, October 24, 2005
Allah has gone cheap....It apperas Allah has for sure, in fact, had to lay off all the virgins that were awaiting all terrorists and martyrs who kill themselves while fighting in the Great War against Satan and the inferior Infidel from America.
No longer will there be 72 virgins for each martyr. In fact all martyrs will now have to share their reward. Allah has prepared this video of the new offering and gift that will be presented to all martyrs, upon their arrival to meet Allah. Video Link here.
Do you remember that dim witted reporter, Michele Kosinski, of NBC's Today show, who tried to pull a fast one over her viewing audience, as she tried to convince us that she was paddling her canoe in treacherous, raging waters, in New Jersey, only to have two pedestrians, walk right in front her that showed her to be in only ankle deep water? Video Link Here.
Well I must admit, I was wrong… Yes, I guess she really was paddling in rough, raging waters. A new video has been released that captured the whole event, and shows the terrible demise of Ms. Kosinski. Wow, she really did take one for the team. Video Link Here.