Wednesday, October 05, 2005

That Guy....

How many of you know this type of guy


The type of guy who is still stuck about 15-20 years in the past. Whom no matter what the current fashion trend is, he still think he is on top of things. Not to mention he thinks he is gods gift to the female race.

A good rule of thumb: if you cant see your G-String, you should not be wearing one. This man is on a mission to lure someone's daughter back to the Ramada and romance her with free minibar and the new Michael Bolton CD. Can you imagine what he looks like from behind? A flat hairy old white guy ass bifurcated by a piece of rope that is hanging on for dear life.

Or what about his guy.....

What more can I possibly say......

And we all know a few poeople that spend WAAAY to much time on the computer...


The type of guy that thinks that no-one noticed the tub of Vaseline next to his computer for those late night jerk sessions. He thinks that he doesnt need those 2 bottles of Ritalin on the desk (he does). That poor dog in the foreground has probably been subjected to unspeakable horrors involving bacon and the contents of the purple briefs. That is a nice image, huh?

Lets not forget Mr. Nature guy.....

Why do I think this guy has a Kenny G CD in his car and has virtually no sense of humor... he talks for hours about mountain biking and hiking and the carbohydrate/protein ratios in the leading power bars on the market. I would put money on it that this guy lives in San Francisco or the Pacific Northwest and is loyal to some lame microbrew in his region just for the sake of conversation.

Or What about Mr Ikky.....

Normaly seen at NAMBLA meetings

And Of course there is this guy....

also seen at NAMBLA meetings

If you ever see a guy that looks like this, don't say anything. Just beat his ass. Trust me. He is guilty of something
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