Sunday, October 09, 2005

Dear Al Qaeda...

I have a question for you. You claim that western civilization is the Great Satan and that we here in America are the great Infidel. On your new Internet broadcast last week, you said that Hurricane Katrina that struck the gulf coast of the United States was "Divine Punishment"

Hell even one of your pathetic sympathizers, a senior official from the country of Kuwait, whom (as usual) we saved their ass from the death grip of Saddam Hussein in the Gulf war, said, "The Terrorist Katrina is One of the Soldiers of Allah"

So now Al Qaeda, what do you have to say now that a horrible, earthquake has struck several countries that are predominantly all Muslim?

Oh, wait, my phone is ringing. Hey, great it is dick sucking, ass licking Allah himself!

I am afraid I have some bad news, for you Al Qaeda. Allah says you guys are a bunch of dumb fucks, which couldn't so much as read the Quran, let alone interpret it. Allah also says that the Hurricanes that struck America have nothing to do with him, just like the terrible earthquake that hit Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, and parts of Turkey.

Allah did however say that there is such a thing as bad karma, and you jinxed your little organization and all the countries whom you claim are yours, by shitting your idiotic crap over your internet airwaves about Hurricane Katrina being divine punishment to America. Allah says you are on your own now, and that offer of 72 virgins that await you when you kill yourself is no longer on the table. You now get 72 gay Virginian's , who have every known venereal disease known to man kind.

Karma, don't Fuck with it douche bag, or it will bite you in the ass...Or at least rock your country with an earthquake!
Posted by MrV :: 3:08 PM :: | ---------------oOo---------------