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Name::MrV
From::Tulare, Central California, United States
I fix things. Given my job, it is ironic that I get air sick. I have a strange perveresion for Frank Zappa music. I love my family. I love my motorcycle. I don't trust twinkies and fart sounds still make me laugh.
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
I am a GOD!!!!Okay, I now know how to control weather! I am like a God!
If I plan on doing something that requires rain and it's already raining, the sun will come out!
If I plan on laying out in the sun, perhaps doing a little nude sun bathing... Rain!!!
Farmers? I'm available to end droughts, flooding, locusts and date your daughters.
I just spent more money in the last week than I've spent in some time.
I have just finished installing my new LCD teli and new entertainment center. I can now jack off to my favorite porn in high def and surround sound. Oh the simple satisfactions of life...
I know I can right all this off at the end of the year, just as soon as I get my Church started...
Even that won't be a problem. Are you ready to join and donate funds to my porn Church?