Thursday, December 15, 2005

The Politically Correct way to say Merry Christmas

In light of the recent attack on the phrase "Merry Christmas" and realizing all the religious zeloutry and hatred that are behind the two words and in a sincere effort not to offend anybody I have spent some time coming up with a new "politically correct" way to convey Merry Christmas without actually having to use such extremist, incentive retorich.

Presenting The New Politically Correct Way To Say Merry Christmas:

Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures).The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).

Now admittedly that does not have the some convenience as those "other highly sensitive and enticing two words" but this is obviously a more dignified and non conformational approach that should be able to appease the likes of the ACLU, the religious wakos, and any other group of bitchy or whinny people.

It will take some getting used to but if we all do are part, we can enjoy this holiday time/winter solstice without fear, irrationality or be offended ,
Posted by MrV :: 12:03 PM :: | ---------------oOo---------------