Wednesday, December 07, 2005

I almost killed myself today

Christmas is almost here and shopping needs to be done.

The New Year is on the way and new resolutions need to be figured out. Then quickly ignored... Time is flying by!

I almost killed myself today. I was making a peanut butter sandwich and I like my butter soft, so since I keep the Jiffy Creamy in the fridge, it's hard. I popped it in the microwave to give it a li' heat.

I guess there was a little bit of the foil seal still stuck in the glue around the rim of the plastic jar. The microwave oven begins shooting lightning and plasma around inside. It was horrifying! Yet fucking cool!

I was afraid to step near the oven to turn it off. It was so loud!

Finally, I sucked it up and jumped over and turned it off and the jar was so fried that the plastic had melted.

Didn't even need the knife, I just poured the peanut butter onto the bread... Nice! Who knows what kind of radiation I have pumping through me...
Posted by MrV :: 9:24 PM :: | ---------------oOo---------------