Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Piss Off

I wish I had a rocket launcher with a nuclear warhead.

I'd settle for bottle rocket and a dirty bomb.

I stopped off at my local mosque, went inside and farted.

I had one all stored up when I was driving over there, but I was so angry and nervous I messed my pants.

I didn't plan it out right.

Things aren't going right with me. Maybe just a hug will do...

Somedays I like to see if I can drive from my home in the valley all the way into Hollywood without using my brakes.

Now, I just try and see how long I can go without breaking down and crying.
Posted by MrV :: 9:07 PM :: | ---------------oOo---------------