Pearls of Wisdoms and Mindless Rants


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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Another day in paradise

Dear Dumb Ass Person Behind the Register in The Not-As-Evil Discount Department Store:

I can smell your crotch, your breath, your pits, your ass, and your feet. Sorry to bust your bubble, but the odors do not magically blend into something palateable. Spraying what I'm fairly certain is off-brand Febreeze on your failed-the-sniff-test clothing doesn't cut it either. Filth is not a fashion statement. Go take a bath and run a load of laundry before I beat you senseless with this bag of "Cap'n Mateys" ghetto cereal.

Posted by MrV :: 9:31 PM :: |
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