Monday, January 09, 2006

Things to do

Since it's the first month of the New Year, I was just going over a "To Do" list of things I want to accomplish before this year is over...

1) Travel to the moon and colonize it.

2) Win a huge Lottery

3) See Hillary Duff in the nude in person for several days alone

4) Learn to spell Schwartzineggar correctly

5) Change the oil in my Jeep

If I apply myself one of these will be done!

Sorry about the lack of and quality of post as of late....Been busy...Very busy I have discovered the joys of on demand television and acrobatic masturbation. Will be more frequent and in force in a few days.

Toddles
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

I am a GOD!!!!

Okay, I now know how to control weather! I am like a God!

If I plan on doing something that requires rain and it's already raining, the sun will come out!

If I plan on laying out in the sun, perhaps doing a little nude sun bathing... Rain!!!

Farmers? I'm available to end droughts, flooding, locusts and date your daughters.

I just spent more money in the last week than I've spent in some time.

I have just finished installing my new LCD teli and new entertainment center. I can now jack off to my favorite porn in high def and surround sound. Oh the simple satisfactions of life...

I know I can right all this off at the end of the year, just as soon as I get my Church started...

Even that won't be a problem. Are you ready to join and donate funds to my porn Church?

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